fourforyou:
thegirl20:
fourforyou:
thegirl20:
fourforyou:
thegirl20:
fourforyou:
Some old bitch just tried to say Smash is better than something (which is a huge insult because the Twilight movies are more bearable because at least you don’t give a shit when you watch them) and I think it’s the end of this relationship tbh.
Because I can’t even with someone who thinks Smash has any merits that aren’t directly tied to Megan Hilty’s boobs (which are a masterpiece but can’t be expected to save this mess of a show).
I guess I should get into the market for a young person who can insult me for an hour or so a day. Any takers?
This is your fault for going soft and no longer hating the things we’re supposed to hate.
Good luck finding someone who will stay up for your old ass.
Well. We survived Glee together. We comforted each other over Sybil’s untimely demise. We coped when Doreah stole Dany’s dragons. And now Karen Cartwright has broken us.
It’s a sad, sad day.
Yes, it’s sad that you’ve descended on this path of comparing Smash to other shows as if you had any right to do so when Smash is nothing if not trash with rhinestones thrown on to make it sparkle.
I hope you find someone you can share all your Karen dreams with. Please stop reading and liking my fics, they’re not for you to enjoy. The epilogue for Puppies will be posted within the week and I should hope you stick to my terms in this break up now that you have unfollowed me as if I were the one who had done something as disgusting as trying to make excuses for Whacky-Waving-Inflatable-Flailing-Arms-Flailing-Tube Cartwright.
If you ever feel like you’re ready to admit your mistakes, maybe one day I will be able to forgive you and start fresh. But until then, I punish thee. Don’t expect a birthday fic. Or your present until you come to your senses.
Puppies was my idea. As such, it’s at least half mine and I will be reading it. What I’ve learned from that S show is that if you say ‘Hey, Marilyn would make a good musical’ that means that you own it and you are entitled to get a job working for Anjelica Huston and also be an executive producer or something. So I expect all of that.
Also all of the A league of their own: the musical ideas that were any good were mine. So I’m keeping those.
I’ll think of you fondly, Little Dove. Whenever someone leaves an anon review on one of your clearly completed fics saying ‘Cnt w8 4 teh nxt chapter!??!’, you will wonder if it was me. And you will smile.
Expect a ton of the most ball-slappingest SQ smut to grace the earth dedicated to you every week for the rest of your life. Those SQ fics you begged me for, if you recall.
You didn’t come up with any good ones, you just kept trying to recast the movie. I came up with everything.
And it’s funny that you think your existence will remain in my brain. It won’t. I shall block it out like Glee. Because that’s how much you’ve disappointed me.
Well, enjoy writing your SQ smut. I will enjoy not reading it.
I HAD ALL OF THE IDEAS. YOU WERE JUST WATCHING THE MOVIE.
And never compare me to Glee again. Do you hear me? NEVER.
fourforyou:
thegirl20:
fourforyou:
thegirl20:
fourforyou:
Some old bitch just tried to say Smash is better than something (which is a huge insult because the Twilight movies are more bearable because at least you don’t give a shit when you watch them) and I think it’s the end of this relationship tbh.
Because I can’t even with someone who thinks Smash has any merits that aren’t directly tied to Megan Hilty’s boobs (which are a masterpiece but can’t be expected to save this mess of a show).
I guess I should get into the market for a young person who can insult me for an hour or so a day. Any takers?
This is your fault for going soft and no longer hating the things we’re supposed to hate.
Good luck finding someone who will stay up for your old ass.
Well. We survived Glee together. We comforted each other over Sybil’s untimely demise. We coped when Doreah stole Dany’s dragons. And now Karen Cartwright has broken us.
It’s a sad, sad day.
Yes, it’s sad that you’ve descended on this path of comparing Smash to other shows as if you had any right to do so when Smash is nothing if not trash with rhinestones thrown on to make it sparkle.
I hope you find someone you can share all your Karen dreams with. Please stop reading and liking my fics, they’re not for you to enjoy. The epilogue for Puppies will be posted within the week and I should hope you stick to my terms in this break up now that you have unfollowed me as if I were the one who had done something as disgusting as trying to make excuses for Whacky-Waving-Inflatable-Flailing-Arms-Flailing-Tube Cartwright.
If you ever feel like you’re ready to admit your mistakes, maybe one day I will be able to forgive you and start fresh. But until then, I punish thee. Don’t expect a birthday fic. Or your present until you come to your senses.
Puppies was my idea. As such, it’s at least half mine and I will be reading it. What I’ve learned from that S show is that if you say ‘Hey, Marilyn would make a good musical’ that means that you own it and you are entitled to get a job working for Anjelica Huston and also be an executive producer or something. So I expect all of that.
Also all of the A league of their own: the musical ideas that were any good were mine. So I’m keeping those.
I’ll think of you fondly, Little Dove. Whenever someone leaves an anon review on one of your clearly completed fics saying ‘Cnt w8 4 teh nxt chapter!??!’, you will wonder if it was me. And you will smile.
fourforyou:
thegirl20:
fourforyou:
Some old bitch just tried to say Smash is better than something (which is a huge insult because the Twilight movies are more bearable because at least you don’t give a shit when you watch them) and I think it’s the end of this relationship tbh.
Because I can’t even with someone who thinks Smash has any merits that aren’t directly tied to Megan Hilty’s boobs (which are a masterpiece but can’t be expected to save this mess of a show).
I guess I should get into the market for a young person who can insult me for an hour or so a day. Any takers?
This is your fault for going soft and no longer hating the things we’re supposed to hate.
Good luck finding someone who will stay up for your old ass.
Well. We survived Glee together. We comforted each other over Sybil’s untimely demise. We coped when Doreah stole Dany’s dragons. And now Karen Cartwright has broken us.
It’s a sad, sad day.
fourforyou:
Some old bitch just tried to say Smash is better than something (which is a huge insult because the Twilight movies are more bearable because at least you don’t give a shit when you watch them) and I think it’s the end of this relationship tbh.
Because I can’t even with someone who thinks Smash has any merits that aren’t directly tied to Megan Hilty’s boobs (which are a masterpiece but can’t be expected to save this mess of a show).
I guess I should get into the market for a young person who can insult me for an hour or so a day. Any takers?
madammayor asked: I've been told to tell you to smarten up so that you and Alice can watch the last few episodes of OUAT together.
Tell Alice we have other things that need to be watched before OUaT.
And also this:
She’ll know what it means.
